hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago


wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Dragon / Moon Necklace

In Chinese culture, dragons are respected creatures, widely renowned for bringing abundance, good fortune, and prosperity. This necklace features a dragon wrapping its tail around a full moon. Glows bright blue when worn in the dark. Sold on Etsy.

lizzerts:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

give him more

tenderhearts:

timeforlightss:

theblackshoefrogs:

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

Rip

OMG

I keep laughing.

abeautyinyourresistance:

All I want is an apartment in a city, a decent job, a pet, WiFi, TV and someone to have sex with.


unclefather:

this horse ate my icecream

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